-as of [3 MARCH 2024]–
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*911*
(when i was a kid the troublemakers used to dial “911” at the local little league shack payphone @ “philips field”)
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(an illegal act)
(since it ostensibly diverts resources away from those who need it most)
(the cops + paramedics trace the call and show up to the scene even if you hang up after dialing the number)
(can they also trace your cell phone location if you dial 911?)
(“september 11” is “emergency number day”)
(because ‘september’ is the 9th month of the year)
(much like “july 11” is “free slurpee day” @ “7/11”)
(since “july” is the 7th month of the year)
(i dialed “911” in 2014 while living @ “mounts motel”)
(because “john the drunk” was threatening to come to the motel and “get his money back”)
(he must’ve gotten drunk and grown bitter about giving me booze + cigarettes so many times)
(when someone blacks out, they start crying and getting punched in the face)
(i dialed “911” as a pre-emptive measure so that we wouldn’t get into a fight and both be arrested)
(a cop showed up and i explained the situation)
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(he called ‘john’ + explained to him that if he wanted to address the issue, he could take me to “small claims court”)
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