(i discovered ‘four loko’ in ‘summer 2012’)
(while living in ‘brick’)
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*NOVEMBER 2014*
bought 3 fruit punch four lokos from a trenton liquor store (“tony”)
(my last $8)
drank them all last night…they do not go down smoothly…
earned another $8 from princeton busking…
(spending it on 3 four lokos once more (from same said liquor store))
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*27 APRIL 2015*
(bought 3 four lokos from ‘tony liquors’ in trenton after meeting with samuel grove @ ‘new horizons’)
began drinking them in the mercer county community college computer lab while blogging on the net…
hoping the employees would confuse them with the monster i was also drinking…
as i was leaving @ 2:30pm the big black employee said that my drink “smelled like alcohol” + that i needed to be careful or else “they” would kick me out and call the cops…
i told her it was a ‘monster drink’ and hit the road…
after finishing the first ‘4 loko’ in ‘trenton’, i finished off the remaining 2 ‘4 lokos’ in ‘lewis library’ while blogging on the computer…
nobody bothered me then…
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*FALL 2017*
(i can buy a can of ‘four loko’ at the ‘local bodega’ for $3)
(cans are ‘23.5 (fluid) oz / (‘695 mL’))
(14% ABV)
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥