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*THE ITALIANS*
*THE LEBANESE*
*THE IRISH*
*THE ENGLISH*
*THE GERMANS*
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(my mother got her genealogy tested)
(mostly ‘scandinavian’)
(2% ‘jewish’)
(what is ‘jewish’ in a genealogical sense?)
(“ashkenazi jew”)
(subset of the “jewish diaspora”)
(how about my father?)
(at least he went to ‘italy’)
(but my mother will probably never go to ireland, england, or germany)
(and her trip to ‘the holy land’ (aka jewish ‘israel’) got cancelled due to islamic terrorist threats)
(remember she’s 2% ‘jewish’ by blood)
(how did the “2%” get calculated)
(how many generations back is “2%?”)
(parents – 50%)
(grandparents – 25%)
(great-grandparents – 12.5%)
(great-great grandparents – 6.25%)
(great-great-great grandparents – 3.125%)
(great-great-great-great grandparents – 1.5625%)
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