*SUMMER 2016*
$1000 fine for “disorderly conduct”
(due to ‘alcoholic blackout’)
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*MAY 2014*
($200 ticket for jaywalking)
(because i got hit by a car while crossing the street!)
(therefore i caused damage to the person’s car)
(which i was never really held liable for)
(he/she was probably just thankful i didn’t die)
(…or did i?)
(in any case, here i am)
(and here i’ll always be)
(from ‘princeton municipal court’)
(the judge reduced the fine to $180)
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*SKETCHES*
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