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beccbskill@gmail.com
(609)947-1265
(kutztown university of pennsylvania alum)
on wednesday night (may 2013) i met a chick named “rebecca”…(good thing i’ve already got a song ready for her)…she was with some short moderately attractive indian girl that drove her there…i got her phone #……(she grew up in cranbury)…25 years old…now she lives in bushwick…she’s a faux-“renaissance woman”…dancer/”singer”/blablabla…she was pretty drunk…she had an irish last name (“brunskill”)…she wouldn’t let me make out with her (but we did hold hands on the walk back to her car)…she said that i “smelled like her first high school boyfriend” (must’ve been the bulgari cologne)…and she was only slightly better than average-looking…i may as well stop hitting on the plain janes and put all my efforts into the knockouts…
i called her up around 5:30pm the next day…she was driving to some choreography session…it seems that she is some sort of “freelance choreographer” always looking for work…she says that she is “off on tuesdays and wednesdays” and probably won’t be back in princeton “for a couple weeks”…she did call me “JoGa” though…i took this as an encouraging sign…i’ll probably have to go to NYC to find her…
she claims that she is listed as “rebecca runskill” on facebook (but i couldn’t find her)…i gave her my “joe gatti” facebook name (but she didn’t friend me)…
(more like rebecca buzzkill!)
(now i wouldn’t even bother calling her)
beccbskill@gmail.com
(609)947-1265
(kutztown university of pennsylvania alum)
on wednesday night (may 2013) i met a chick named “rebecca”…(good thing i’ve already got a song ready for her)…she was with some short moderately attractive indian girl that drove her there…i got her phone #……(she grew up in cranbury)…25 years old…now she lives in bushwick…she’s a faux-“renaissance woman”…dancer/”singer”/blablabla…she was pretty drunk…she had an irish last name (“brunskill”)…she wouldn’t let me make out with her (but we did hold hands on the walk back to her car)…she said that i “smelled like her first high school boyfriend” (must’ve been the bulgari cologne)…and she was only slightly better than average-looking…i may as well stop hitting on the plain janes and put all my efforts into the knockouts…
i called her up around 5:30pm the next day…she was driving to some choreography session…it seems that she is some sort of “freelance choreographer” always looking for work…she says that she is “off on tuesdays and wednesdays” and probably won’t be back in princeton “for a couple weeks”…she did call me “JoGa” though…i took this as an encouraging sign…i’ll probably have to go to NYC to find her…
she claims that she is listed as “rebecca runskill” on facebook (but i couldn’t find her)…i gave her my “joe gatti” facebook name (but she didn’t friend me)…
(more like rebecca buzzkill!)
now i wouldn’t even bother calling her…
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⬅︎⬅︎⬅︎ back to *“REBECCA″ (FEMALE FIRST NAME)*
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