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-as of [26 MAY 2024]–
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“such an uterly laborious chore!”
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(‘boris kment’ lives underneath me…)
“what a dweeb!”
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boris is a bulgarian wolf…
he’s a princeton philosophy professor…
specializing in ludwig wittgenstein…
he moved in after me…
now i can hear the “noises of boris” through my air vent…
(much less pleasant than “photos of moira”…)
another heavily-accented semi-english speaker i’m forced to live with…
(like malaysian mike and chef shaolin…)
i lacked a functional cellphone.
i frantically knocked on all the doors of the house before finally getting through to boris.
i borrowed his cellphone and she was back in the driveway within 5 minutes…
i also borrowed his bicycle during “hurricane sandy” for a trip to the liquor store…
@ 8am saturday morning, boris knocked on my door and complained about my music…
he told me i shouldn’t play past midnight (nor early weekend mornings)…
but how does boris owe more than the rest of us in utility bills?
he moved in after me…
boris knocked on my door @ 3am on a saturday night…
i only left the backdoor open for christopher…
he complained about the music from my imac…
for whatever reason, i cannot get playback sound to play through the headphones (believe me, i’ve tried)…
and yet the headphones work perfectly when i record in cubase…
he came back 3 times…
by this time i’d lowered the volume to a near-inaudible level…
lower than a television audio…
he’s trying to sabotage me…
i can come to no other conclusion…
and his knocking on my door scared me into kicking my USB hub…
the imac told me that a hard drive had been “improperly disconnected” but they were all seemingly still connected…
still, the imovie failed to import my “bring it on home” video…
and now youtube won’t upload the video…
i’ve gotta take a shit…
i’m nearly outta booze…
he’s probably gonna notify the landlord and get me evicted…
he bangs on the ceiling if i play past midnight…
his lights are off and his TV is on…
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👈👈👈☜*-61 CLEARVIEW AVENUE-* ☞ 👉👉👉
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