"car troubles"

*AAA*

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on multiple occasions i’ve locked myself out of the car…

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*may 2010*

one one occasion, i was just finishing a solo gig @ desmond’s tavern.  

i’d had a rough night.  

i lost my video camera and got punched in the face at an uptown bar.  

luckily the AAA man (another big black man in a tow truck) showed up ’round 6:30am…

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*may 2011*

yukon towed by “perfection towing company” after DWI bust in massachusetts…

(617)923-1528

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*march 2012*

on one occasion i was just returning from court in massachusetts for a DWI.  

the judge had just dismissed a probation violation charge (for a “simple assault” arrest) because the charges were subsequently dropped.  

i was waiting around the long hill starbucks that afternoon for roboray to return from work.  

we had a gig that night @ sullivan hall.  

i spent my time flirting with girls and organizing the notes in my car.  

then i locked myself out with very little time to spare before showtime (it was ’round 6:30pm)…

i called up AAA (via my parents’ service).  

the big black man in a tow truck showed up within a half-hour.  

he used a wedge to create an opening in the front door and a metal rod to stick into the wedge and manually unlock the car.

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*april 2012*

the car battery on the yukon routinely started giving out. 

which forced me to call up AAA on numerous occasions. 

at this point, the oil tank had been leaking for years.

(and the dashboard wasn’t working)

(which meant that i never knew how fast i was going or how much gas was in the tank)

(so i finally had ‘the old lady’ sell the car and give me $1K)

(although she only sold it for $500)

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