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(*released in ‘spring 2010’*)
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‘TRACKS’ –>
*SIDE 1*
#1
“9TH STREET SHUFFLE”
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#2
“CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE”
(featuring ‘liliana rose’ on ‘vocals’)
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#3
“DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH”
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#4
“GRAPPLERS”
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#5
“FIGHT OR FLIGHT”
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#6
“MY SHADOW”
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#7
“MEN LIKE ME”
(originally titled ‘lucky orange’)
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#8
“WISHFUL THINKING”
(originally titled “wishlist”)
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#9
“MOTOWN”
(originally titled “saint marvin”)
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#10
“SAGA”
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#11
“DELL DEAR”
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#12
“OUTLIERS (LET MY PEOPLE GO)”
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*SIDE 2*
#1
“MELVILLE”
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#2
“THE GREAT UNKNOWN”
(originally titled “aleister” / “anonymity”)
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#3
“THE ’27 CLUB'”
(originally titled “cobain”)
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#4
“LEAVE NO TRACE”
(originally titled “tag teams”)
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#5
“SILENT STARS”
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#6
“MAGIC MARKER”
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#7
“BROOK HILL”
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#8
“CLAIRVOYANCE”
(originally titled “kill the messenger”)
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#9
“BOOMERANG”
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#10
“ON THE FLY”
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#11
“GREAT EXPECTATIONS”
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#12
“PHONE HOME”
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“joga takes a tumble”
the professor taking notes and thoroughly documenting the experience…
larnald assumes ‘cheerio’ expression of surprise for several seconds before wandering off…
mad cow: (self-righteously puffs out realtor’s chest) ‘well, he never called me back…’
rolland runts crack up and throw rocks…
plain jane jess franko takes advantage of joga while he’s down, sabotaging any last-chance opportunities for premium pussy….
joseph angrily gathers up relatives with herky-jerky overwrought gesturing. ‘We’re leaving. You do what you want, kid’…
madam cheryl mirrors joseph in herky-jerky motions and lowers pitch of voice in tone of extreme disapproval/shock: “Why I cannot BELIEVE…”
champ turns chimp / goes gorilla + starts trashing jogabop headquarters (teaming up with kennifer + crowley clan in this endeavor)
DA gets picked up with girlfriends for eternal kegger at marginal warren boy’s McMansion: ‘cya!’
liliana begins performing some self-righteous folk song at the foot of the grave, fooling all into believing she was “right” all along…
a gaggle of cafe orlin waitresses flock to the scene, eagerly anticipating the carnage to come…
joga: “something got messed up…”
the old man: “yea…you!”
(no regrets!)
(accept a life as “starving artist”)
joga’s fat italian family works to destroy his entire oeuvre
(both analog + digital)
“LIFT-OFF!”
(cue *call of the wild*)
(a throng of rats descend upon a corpse)
(cue *he done died* chant)
movement from solid state –> energy
(cue *radiator ray*)
*ending in the “heat death” of the universe*
(simulation of four hypothetical conclusions for the “end of the universe”:)
BIG FREEZE
BIG RIP
BIG CRUNCH
BIG BOUNCE
BIG FREEZE:
the distribution of energy in “dopeland” finally reaches an equilibrium
(forcing all entities to grind to a contented halt)
(cue *silent stars*)
(*credits*)
(*cue “that’s life”*)
(image of sleeping members of “dopeland” juxtaposed with heat death of universe)
(“brains in jars”)
(cue solo acoustic “who knew?” refrain)
(subliminal message: “who’s next?”)
(a musical instrument built from the flesh of joga)
(bergblum and juan the terrible go to war over the remains)
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“british invasion”
***other brits unfortunately weren’t as easily thrilled :*(***
“Split musical personality. Handle with care…
Take a deep breath before venturing into the world of this troubled troubadour/hamfatter. Joga is a nightmare for anyone trying to give him a name let alone a genre (he seems to change it for every occasion)”
– tim merricks
(but can you really trust a british site that purports to be critical overlords of what exactly constitutes ‘americana’??? kinda like “jews for jesus”, ain’t it? oh the neverending irony!)
(i’m almost offended by being cast as a ‘hamfatter’. though i’m stilll not sure what it means.
(sounds like sumthin’ out of a ‘bertie wooster’ novel!)
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*THE END*
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👈👈👈☜*“ITUNES PLAYLISTS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥