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*PRINCETON SHOPPING CENTER*
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(monday – saturday: 6am – 9pm)
(sunday: 8am – 8pm)
dunkin donuts closes @ 8pm on sunday nights
(though they misspelled it “8am”)
over $10 @ dunkin donuts (they had no everything bagels)…
i should try getting a job @ dunkin donuts…
then today there was no “turboshot” available…
the white witch told me that the machine was “possessed”…
got to dunkin donuts on 7:55pm on sunday night…
the two indians claimed that they were “closed”…
jackasses…
i spent the rest of my dunkin donuts card on a chicken breast biscuit sandwich / toasted everything bagel tuna melt / toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / lemon-lime powerade (they were out of all other flavors)
spent the remainder of my dunkin donuts card on a fruit punch powerade / toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / and a (new?) chicken bacon sandwich…
cost me under $9…
i used it in the early morning in the hopes that it would knock me out…
another 6am dunkin donuts “breakfast” (right before bed)…
toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / toasted sesame bagel with butter / “big and toasted” sandwich / fruit punch powerade…
riddhi didn’t greet me nor say anything in farewell as she handed me the food…
real great customer service!…
and i’m their biggest customer…
(i’m also the biggest customer at the liquor store and pizzeria)…
another 6am dunkin donuts “breakfast” (right before bed)…i tried to avoid the eggs this time (so i wouldn’t be shitting all day)…4 bagels (a new world record)…toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / toasted everything bagel with vegetable cream cheese / toasted sesame bagel with butter / toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese / fruit punch powerade…riddhi was as cold as ever…chatted up some fat young hispanic-looking laborer because i was in a friendly mood…still left with nasty soft pellet shits…
bought a chocolate chip muffin @ dunkin donuts for $1.59…a plain bagel goes for 99 cents…a plain bagel with cream cheese goes for $2.13…it was all i could afford…
(my credit card was declined but the young white male cashier let me pay $1.45 for the muffin)
19 DECEMBER 2014:
(cheryl bought me a dunkin donuts ham + cheese sandwich)
(i put it in the fridge and ate it before bed that night)
11 APRIL 2013:
pigged out on dunkin donuts this morning…
(maxed out my dunkin donuts cards)
riddhi gave me another excuse…i “should’ve left a voicemail”…
cheryl gave me another dunkin donuts card in the mail…which i quickly used up…i realized that there’s a phone number to call to check the balance on the card…all you need is the 16-digit reference #…1(800)447-0013…or www.dunkindonuts.com…32 cents left on the card…
turns out i was using an old card…i actually have $48 left on the card…i need to stop saving the cards that have less than a dollar on them (or just max them out once i have money on my debit card)…
of course the “espresso machine” is broken today…
in the afternoon i went to dunkin donuts for apple juice / orange powerade / smoked turkey sandwich / toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / toasted sesame bagel with butter…
5 JANUARY 2014:
got some dinner from dunkin donuts…
(a chicken biscuit sandwich and bacon ranch chicken sandwich)
dunkin donuts closes @ 8pm on sunday nights
(though they misspelled it “8am”)
over $1o @ dunkin donuts (they had no everything bagels)…i should try getting a job @ dunkin donuts…
then today there was no “turboshot” available…the white witch told me that the machine was “possessed”…
got to dunkin donuts on 7:55pm on sunday night…the two indians claimed that they were “closed”…jackasses…
i spent the rest of my dunkin donuts card on a chicken breast biscuit sandwich / toasted everything bagel tuna melt / toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / lemon-lime powerade (they were out of all other flavors)
spent the remainder of my dunkin donuts card on a fruit punch powerade / toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / and a (new?) chicken bacon sandwich…cost me under $9…i used it in the early morning in the hopes that it would knock me out…
another 6am dunkin donuts “breakfast” (right before bed)…toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / toasted sesame bagel with butter / “big and toasted” sandwich / fruit punch powerade…riddhi didn’t greet me nor say anything in farewell as she handed me the food…real great customer service!…and i’m their biggest customer…(i’m also the biggest customer at the liquor store and pizzeria)…
another 6am dunkin donuts “breakfast” (right before bed)…i tried to avoid the eggs this time (so i wouldn’t be shitting all day)…4 bagels (a new world record)…toasted everything bagel with cream cheese / toasted everything bagel with vegetable cream cheese / toasted sesame bagel with butter / toasted sesame bagel with cream cheese / fruit punch powerade…riddhi was as cold as ever…chatted up some fat young hispanic-looking laborer because i was in a friendly mood…still left with nasty soft pellet shits…
bought a chocolate chip muffin @ dunkin donuts for $1.59…a plain bagel goes for 99 cents…a plain bagel with cream cheese goes for $2.13…it was all i could afford…my credit card was declined but the young white male cashier let me pay $1.45 for the muffin…
11 APRIL 2013:
pigged out on dunkin donuts this morning…
(maxed out my dunkin donuts cards)
riddhi gave me another excuse…i “should’ve left a voicemail”…
cheryl gave me another dunkin donuts card in the mail…which i quickly used up…i realized that there’s a phone number to call to check the balance on the card…all you need is the 16-digit reference #…1(800)447-0013…or www.dunkindonuts.com…32 cents left on the card…
turns out i was using an old card…i actually have $48 left on the card…
(i need to stop saving the cards that have less than a dollar on them (or just max them out once i have money on my ‘debit card’)
of course the “espresso machine” is broken today…
(in the afternoon i went to ‘dunkin donuts’ for ‘apple juice’ / ‘orange powerade’ / ‘smoked turkey sandwich’ / ‘toasted everything bagel’ (with ‘cream cheese’) / ‘toasted sesame bagel’ (with ‘butter’))
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