(my conclusions: “don henley”)

(*cue an over-the-top faggy agent ala “bruno”*:)

“don, i just LOVED the charlie rose interview.  you bring integrity to the music industry mister henley (even though your music isn’t all that good, your attitude is awesome!)”

(akin to that fellated geek from the “dirty projectors” (who can’t sing a lick) writing an incomprehensible ‘opera’ about don henley)

(for proof on his lack of vocal abilities, listen to his atrocious phrasing on that “bullet” song about “colors if you really look”…ugh!)

(***BACK TO “DON HENLEY”***)