(written + recorded in ‘spring 2012’)
(and part of “the jersey shore” album)
(i was just bored and horny)
(and forcing myself to write + record a song every day)
(i came pretty close to pulling it off too!)
(“morgan nelson”)
(wawa cashier)
(who smiled at old man and ignored me as i secretly filmed her)
(as i drank the day away…)
(and bought huge wawa sandwiches)
($10 breakfast egg sandwiches)
(analogous to the “morgan nelson” of ‘princeton university class of 2016’)
(“the tower club”)
(part of “red light district” song cycle)