(harvard class of 2006)
(married)
(now she’s a ‘bracewell’)
(‘brace yourself’)
(busty texan)
(just like that other ‘sara’ we know all too well)
(friend / roommate of julie lamusta)
(how did harvard match roommates?)
(at that infamous mather lather night i ended up in her greys dorm room)
(i stole a picture from her room)
(for the purposes of self-stimulation)
(she was with her parents)