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(“time signature”)
(“tempo”)
(“key”)
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*INTRO RIFF*
(D E) (D E)
(developing out of (E E) of “good times bad times”)
(heavier than iron butterfly!)
(simpler than the stones!)
(higher-pitched than paul mccartney!)
(it’s…
(…led zeppelin???)
*groan*
(i’m gonna be comedian / critic / “universeal art designer” ala jackie o / and “interpreter” of what “constitutes” “classic” “rock”)
(as opposed to “punk”)
(or “silly love songs”)
(“soft rock”)
(billy joel: “soft rock” implies “soft cock!”)
(as he simultaneously smokes a cigarette, whips out his rod, and crashes a luxury vehicle in a drunken blackout)
“what a whole lotta love!”
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“IN SUMMARY …”
(for all versions)
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👈👈👈 ☜ *“WHOLE LOTTA LOVE”*☞ 👉👉👉
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥