(“simulated martyrdom” becomes as commonplace as psychotherapy:)
(virtual crucifixions becoming as commonplace as yoga sessions)
(*cue bearded jewish hipster talking on his cellphone as he progresses through a simulated “stations of the cross”*)
“can you hang on, josh? i’m about to be virtually crucified…”
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👈👈👈 ☜ *back to “WE WON THE WAR” (CHAPTER 12)*
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥