“modern masochists”

(“simulated martyrdom” becomes as commonplace as psychotherapy:)

(virtual crucifixions becoming as commonplace as yoga sessions)

(*cue bearded jewish hipster talking on his cellphone as he progresses through a simulated “stations of the cross”*)

“can you hang on, josh?  i’m about to be virtually crucified…”

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👈👈👈 ☜ *back to “WE WON THE WAR” (CHAPTER 12)*

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥