ariel
(redhead mermaid)
(hauer!)
(‘the little mermaid’)
(with wicked ursula)
(and dark-haired prince)
(who looks like me!!!)
(i look like aladdin)
(and gaston as muscular blowhard me)
(penis on the cover in the castle?!?)
(and a single santa claus bearded father)
(and goofy friends sebastian and flipper)
(i got turned on when she kissed them both)
(and priest with a boner!)