the little mermaid

ariel

(redhead mermaid)

(hauer!)

(‘the little mermaid’)

(with wicked ursula)

(and dark-haired prince)

(who looks like me!!!)

(i look like aladdin)

(and gaston as muscular blowhard me)

(penis on the cover in the castle?!?)

(and a single santa claus bearded father)

(and goofy friends sebastian and flipper)

(i got turned on when she kissed them both)

(and priest with a boner!)