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*TIMELINE*
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1:
‘DEAD’ OR ‘ALIVE’
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2:
*DATE OF BIRTH*
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3:
‘HEIGHT’ + ‘WEIGHT’
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4:
‘ETHNICITY’
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5:
*CITY OF ORIGIN*
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6:
‘FRIENDS’ + ‘FAMILY’
(‘parents’ / ‘siblings’ / ‘spouses’ / ‘children’)
(‘dead’ or ‘alive’?)
(‘estranged’ or ‘on good terms’?)
(history of relationship status)
(history of romantic relationships)
(straight or gay?)
(or bi?)
(what type of romantic partner?)
(what age gaps?)
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7:
‘BELIEF SYSTEMS’
(‘past’ and ‘present’)
(‘religion’ / ‘political views’ / ‘education’)
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8:
‘OUTLAW SPECTRUM’
(‘drug habits’)
(if any)
(history of ‘drug abuse’)
(‘legality’ of ‘preferred drugs’ at any given point)
(current ‘drug(s) of choice’)
(iif any)
(criminal records?)
(blackmail materials?)
(history of conflicts)
(‘root’ of conflict)
(who started it?)
)what was initial reaction?)
(‘sore spots’)
(feuds with other artists)
(rumors of private ‘behavior’ (good or bad))
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9:
‘STYLE’
(what ‘genre’?)
(‘visual’ + ‘sonic’)
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(‘instruments of choice’)
(‘vocal range’)
(‘tones’)
(‘preferred gear’)
(‘live’ and ‘studio’)
(‘guitars’ / ‘amps’)
(their influences)
(their current favorites)
(opinion of their own work over time)
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10:
‘BIG BREAK’
(if any)
(how?)
(when?)
(where?)
(at what age?)
(pre- or post- humous?)
(how much attributed to ‘luck’?)
(how much attributed to ‘talent’?)
(how much attributed to ‘persistence’?)
(demographics of ‘fan base’ over time)
(age / location / gender / ‘styles’)
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11:
*ECONOMIC STATUS*
(‘highs’ and ‘lows’)
(pre- and post- childhood)
(marketing successes)
(marketing mistakes)
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11:
*LIST OF WORKS*
(‘critical’ and ‘commercial’ reception over time)
(who are they compared to?)
(in terms of past + current fellow artists)
)’positive and ‘negative’ comparisons)
(most ‘successful’)
(‘critically’ + ‘commercially’)
(most ‘unsuccessful’)
(‘critically’ + ‘commercially’)
(how well have they ‘aged’?)
((‘up- ‘down’) ward’ reputation at present)
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12:
“MY FINAL ANSWER”
(when did i first hear about them?)
(how did i first hear about them?)
(what ‘medium’?)
(how often do i listen to them?)
(how much of their body of work have i heard?)
(have i seen them perform live?)
(what do you think they would think of my music?)
(what would you like them to think?)
(what do you think they will think?)
(at what age did i first hear about them?)
(timeline of my opinion)
(have you ever met them in person?)
(have they ever responded to you over the internet?)
(what is best social networking medium to get a response from them?)
(how susceptible are they to flattery?)
(what are there ‘sore spots’?)
(how can you ‘exploit’ their sore spots to rob them of their confidence?)
(if you’ve never met them, would you like them in person?)
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(‘vampire weekend’ is an ‘american rock band’ from ‘new york city’, formed in ‘2006’ and currently signed to ‘columbia records’)
(the band was formed by ‘lead vocalist’ and ‘guitarist’ ‘ezra koenig’, multi-instrumentalist ‘rostam batmanglij’, drummer ‘chris tomson’, and bassist ‘chris baio’)
(the band’s first album vampire weekend (2008)—which included the singles “mansard roof”, “a-punk”, “oxford comma”, “cape cod kwassa kwassa”, and “the kids don’t stand a chance”—was acclaimed by critics for its ‘world music’ influences)
(their following album (2010’s contra) was similarly acclaimed and garnered strong commercial success)
(their third studio album (2013’s modern vampires of the city) won the group a ‘grammy award’ for ‘best alternative music album’ in ‘2014’)
(‘batmanglij’ departed the group in ‘2016’)
(currently, the band are working on their 4th studio album)
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(jewish ‘ezra’ is only a few months older than us)
(and nowhere near as attractive)
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(he was an ‘8th grade english teacher’ + ‘filmmaker’ in ‘brooklyn’ before he got signed to british label ‘XL recordings’)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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👈👈👈☜*“AMERICAN HIPSTER BANDS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥