“conversations with christopher”

(via ‘facebook’)

“MARCH 2016”:

(march 1st?)
(“the first of march”)
(a tuesday)
(a doomsday for some…)
(you just try to pop my balloon)
(just you wait and see…)
you can learn some things with a man like me…)

me:

are you ever gonna admit that there are songwriters out there way better than you?

(“…or are you gonna find a lotta schlubs for your “band of changes”?)

him:
(1 march 2016)
(9:21PM)

(not sure i catch your drift…)

(was there a moment when I denied that there are songwriters way better then (edit: THAN) me?)

(poor speling’ indicates ‘lack of linguistic refinement’)
(according to me)

..and whats the correalation (another spelling error that’s #2!  ‘2 fir 2’ actually) between that comment and the ‘schubs’ one?

(…and what is a ‘schlub’?)

(so that’s how ii guess it’s gonna ‘be’…)

(left with more questons than answers i see)

me:
(1 march 2016)
(9:22PM)

jogajungle.bandcamp.com

him:
(‘1 march 2016’)
(9:23pm)
this is an example of one that is better?

me:
(‘1 march 2016’)
(9:23PM)

i’ve listened to your music…

it needs a great singer…

you may be a great songwriter…

but your singing is forgettable…

totally lacking in so many cringeworthy ways)

no range…

no dynamics…

(come to think of it…)
(…no ‘nothing’ (for that matter)!)

him:
(‘1 march 2016’)
(9:25PM)

i see…

certainly is not for everyone….

me:
(‘1 march 2016’)
(9:26PM)

(that’s a ‘cop-out’…)

him:
(‘1 march 2016’)
(9:26PM)

would you prefer i retire and went away?

where are you coming from with this ‘hate’?

do i know you?’

me:
(‘1 may 2016’)
(9:41PM)

so you were signed in the 90s?

i’ve heard that trope from most washed-up ‘old folks’…)
(‘old folkies’ / ‘old fogeys’ / ‘butt of the joke’)

the ‘record company’ “didn’t understand where they were coming from”…)
(‘SURE they didn’t!)
(could i your ‘being dropped’ have anything to do with ‘mediocrity at best’?)

cuz when i listened to their music and its ‘average’ at best!

so i’m like ‘wtf’?

(and your association with ‘ween’ is now ‘all played out’ i suppose…)

him:
(‘1 march 2016’)
(9:42PM)

you seem like a really stand-up guy’…

your music must be compelling…

why bother taking the time to write to me?

what is it you want?

“whats your point exactly?

(your ‘whats’ is missing an ‘apostrophe’)
“SPELLING ERROR #3!”
(YER OUT!)
(3 for 4″)
(meaning ‘spelling errors’ in 3 of 4 messages)

 

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