-hospital bills-

-as of [3 MARCH 2024]

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*SUMMER 2016*

(no more ‘health insurance’)
(now that i’m off ‘medicaid’)

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*JUNE 2014*

(have to mail in my insurance information for the may 1 ambulance bill)
(or have cheryl do it for me)

*UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL OF PRINCETON AT PLAINSBORO*

customer service: (609)620-8300

princeton hospital is trying to charge me $410 for my october 2012 overnight visit…

now they’ve got a collections agency sending me sporadic letters…

i should never have given them my address…

doesn’t matter…

i’m going to make so much money soon that credit won’t be an issue…

and i hear that medical bills don’t accrue interest…

guess i have to apply for “charity care” all over again…

cheryl assured me that these bills were taken care of…

i’m sick of these buzzkills…

it’s been a fucking year already…

i didn’t ask for their services
(although i did pass out in the home of a person i didn’t know)

but he was throwing a party!…

and his guests invited me in!…

i could’ve just woken up and walked home…

i felt GREAT the next morning but they wouldn’t let me out until my blood alcohol level was down to a certain level…

how did they earn that $410?  

three shitty meals and a bed?  

an ambulance ride against my will?  

a little hispanic security guard to man my door?  

hourly blood alcohol tests?  

i’m never going to set foot in a hospital again…

funny how they initially sent the bills to my parents’ house (which was the address on my driver’s license) even after i explicitly requested that they send the bills to my princeton address (and the secretary assured me that no bills had already been sent out)…

nevertheless after my public intoxication bust in texas, they had received the bills and used this as further ammo against me…

it was only AFTER this that i began receiving bills at the princeton address…

just my luck…

i was contacted by “margaret dresher”…

mdresher28@yahoo.com

and representatives from the princeton health care system:

pfsbilling@princetonhcs.org

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*FEBRUARY 2014*

changed address for hospital billing to 14 oakland street…

(and dorothy delivered all the bills to the princeton human services office)

i wonder when the medical bills will roll in…
(at least i’m covered now)

(JANUARY 2014)
(I GET MEDICAID!)

JULY 2011:

(i first started receiving medical bills after a visit to a jersey shore hospital after suffering a fractured skull courtesy of my younger brother’s fist)

*saint barnabas financial services*

alberto chong

1(877)358-6868
(908)557-9020

99 Highway 37 West
Toms River, New Jersey 08755

cecilia taylor

(732)349-0607

heather

(732)369-6213

*saint barnabas charity care*

(732)557-8171
(732)349-0719

(732)557-8000

(extension 1 817 1)

(cheryl covered 1K and charity care covered the rest)

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