*the ‘hugh hefner’ files* - -KINGDOM OF JOGA-

(same ‘HH’ initials as ‘howard hughes’)

(and ‘howard hawks’ for that mater)

(both old-school film directors)

(“hughes in reverse”….)
(“they haven’t a clue…”)
(as ‘dave’ and ‘mike’ pass each other on ‘witherspoon’)

(‘hugh hefner’ at ‘playboy mansion’)

(he doesn’t even bother with championing ‘affirmative action if it meant that he couldn’t restrict his ‘inner circle’ to ‘all whites’)

(please note the utter lack of colored women amongst his flock of constantly-rotating ‘galpals’)

(like how i’m not ever going to collaborate with ‘rappers’)

(‘watches movies’)

(with his male friends?)
(a hallway masturbating young ‘bill maher’ as he stumbles on ‘hugh’ and his ‘flock’)

(has a ‘full cooking staff’)

(and the ‘grotto’)

(and ‘little girls’ playing ‘arcade games’)

(‘holly’ as ‘girlfriend #1’)

(walking around in a ‘bra’)

(hanging ‘panties’ off ‘chandelier’)

(as ‘hugh’ silently mouths to the camera:)

(“thank the ‘good lord’ for ‘viagra’!)

(’83-year-old mogul’ dating ’19-year-old twin sisters’)
(roughly the same age as the ‘hauer twins’)
(the ‘hauers’ just had ‘bigger tits’)

(i actually went to see ‘house bunny’ with ‘christine’ in ‘summer 2008’)
(“bridgewater mall”)
(she drove)

(she also remarked that she ‘wished someone would throw her a party like that”…)

(in apparent reference to ‘hugh hefner’ who was standing on the sidelines and winking to the camera)

(load the ‘joe rogan’ bit on hugh hefner)

(one of the first ties i watched his performances)

JO (RO) (GA)N

again! and again! again

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥