-as of [28 APRIL 2024]–
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(cue “better bury me in the sand”)
“QUICKSAND” (OUTRO)”
“we got creamed!”
“we wuz robbed!”
(‘mother’ was the first one to request that her body be ‘cremated’…)
(this is a much more comforting notion to loved ones than the thought of their ‘faithfully departed’ rotting away underground)
(same goes for “open caskets”)
(“hey, you asked for it!”)
“burning the body to basic chemical compounds…
(“all that remains are dry bones…”)
(“ashes to ashes”)
(either keep them for yourself or scatter them according to either the ‘wishes’ of the ‘deceased in question’…)
(in lieu of a ‘will’ (or other ‘official’ post-mortem instructions), family + friends can come to some sort of consensus)
(what is the ranking for a ‘deceased loved one’ according to government policy?)
“SPOUSE”
“CHILDREN”
“FATHER” / “MOTHER”
(which parent comes first if they disagree on how to handle ‘post-mortem’ duties?)
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥