(i should probably ‘go out’ tonight)
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(and take advantage of the ‘princeton nightlife’ before the ‘princeton students’ end their ‘year’ and i’m duly evicted from the premises)
“permanently banned”
(some type of “extra-legal order”)
(implying “outside” (or “beyond”) the wall)
(‘they’ just DON’T WANT YOU THERE but they don’t quite know why)
(or at least they won’t ADMIT why)
(because i never committed a single “transgression” on campus that would warrant a ‘ban’)
i should go out while i still have some money to spare
(or just get other people to pay my door fees + drinks)
i’m a master at bumming cigarettes by now…
the whole point of “going out” is to eventually have sex with a girl…
(this hardly ever happens to me)
(i’ve had better luck meeting a girl @ a ‘strip club’ and having sex with her than meeting a girl @ a ‘bar’ and having sex with her)
(because ‘strippers’ are ‘sexual creatures’ by nature)
(the only time i picked up a girl after going out was when i went to a manhattan nightclub and picked up ‘samara miller’)
(and i couldn’t even reach ‘orgasm’)
(i used to be good at “making out with chicks in bars”)
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*BEST PLACES TO MEET WOMEN (???)*
*”strip clubs”*
*college “house parties”*
*manhattan dance clubs*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥