-as of [7 FEBRUARY 2024]–
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“just a set of instructions…”
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*OUR BATTERY POWER*
*OVERNIGHT CHARGING*
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#1
*MACBOOK*
*2019 16-INCH MACBOOK*
*USB-C*
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🔋-8086 mAh-🔋
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*fast charge* –>
*takes ~2 hours to charge from 0% to 80%*
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*trickle charge* –>
*takes ~2 hours to charge from 80% to 100%
(4x slower than ‘fast charge’)
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#2
*iphone*
*IPHONE 12*
*LIGHTNING*
🔋-2775 mAh-🔋
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*wireless mice*
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*wireless headphones*
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*portable charging blocks*
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*take out trash*
*NYC TRASH/RECYCLING/COMPOST PICKUP SCHEDULE*
The trash, recycling, and compost collection schedule for your home is based on your address
Place your items curbside on the curb between 4 PM and midnight the evening before your scheduled pickup
If your pickup is before 4 PM, you must retrieve bins by 9 PM
If your pickup is after 4 PM, you must retrieve bins by 9 AM the following morning
Suspensions may occur for a City holiday or during a snowstorm
Please note: as of December 25, 2022, weekly Curbside Composting service in Queens has paused for winter
Service will resume in late March 2023
*ADDRESS SEARCH FUNCTION*
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*tie up the trash bag*
*clorox wipde-down the ‘trash bucket’*
(if it is really dirty, put it in the shower with ‘dish soap’ and let it run)
(then immediately clorox wipe-down your shower)
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*replace ‘trash bag’*
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*secure with ‘silly putty’ on the 4 sides of the bin*
(deposit a nearby trash item that’s heavy enough to keep the bag down)
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*sanitize hands*
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*THE DEPARTURE* –>
*pocket your door key*
*pocket your ‘mailbox’ key*
*pocket your wallet/ID*
*pocket a fully charged phone*
(/ backup phone if you are running low)
*pack portable charging blocks*
(until you can afford your own ‘generator’)
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*use a nearby pillow stopper to prevent door from closing/locking*
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*walk to top floor and scan for ‘loose joints’
*go back downstairs and store any roaches in your ‘greenhouse’*
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*dispose of trash bag in front dumpster*
*dump / clean / re-fill*
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*sanitize hands*
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*check mailbox*
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*return to room*
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*wash your hands*
(beside ‘water pot’)
(softsoap)
(towel)
(dump out all bedpans)
(clean thermos)
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*take your vitamins*
(2 ‘chewy 1-a-day’ for ‘active men’)
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*brush your teeth*
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*wash bedroom / kitchen / bathroom*
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*wash the dishes*
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*take a shower*
(shampoo / conditioner / soap)
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*dry off*
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*shave*
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*apply deodorant*
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*hand sanitize*
(re-fill water jug for quick [|’hand washing’ / ‘hand mousturizing’])
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*distilled water*
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*guitar humidifiers*
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*get dressed*
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥