(good or bad for kids?)
(a waste of time?)
(ala ‘guitar hero’)
(or a way to sharpen the brain for other tasks)
(requires coordination + strategy)
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taa-daa!
(‘number scrambler’)
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(whenever i think of ‘virtual reality’, i always picture aerosmith’s music video for ‘amazing’)
(and a teenage “alicia silverstone”)
(says emma and i simultaneously: “mmm…”)
when i was eleven years old, i attended a 2-week ‘awesim kids’ day camp at some new jersey wildlife reservation with my good friend brad lubeck.
we actually learned a lot about the way the world works.
and we played a lot of sims.
we were told to bring camcorders to the camp everyday and film our experiences.
we visited recycling plants and historical sites.
we took nature hikes and canoed in the lake.
it was a helluva lot of fun actually.
of course, there were a lot of geeks and plain janes around, but i think there were a few hotties from what i can remember.
shane of course bashed the camp after the fact.
jealousy always seemed to be rearing its ugly head in my direction.
(i never got into the sims games on my own, but i probably should have)
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“an atypical trajectory”
* from cradle to womb*
* from suburbia to academia *
* we were the heads of our social classes *
* silent stars (not a single soul noticed) *
* so we stood in line with the other disposable souls *
* surpassed jeffrey’s dump + crossed the camel’s hump *
* harvard hopped to an alleged cloud nine *
* sacrificed the mission while averting disaster *
* crashlanded oer the white lights of broadway and accidentally flattened manhattan *
* soothed wall street’s woes + slaughtered gorilla guidos *
* for vicarious livers have always given us the shivers *
* all this so that sins may be forgiven *
“just your everyday alpha whale drowned out by beta blockers…”
we consider it a “blessing” if some event allows us to believe something has always been the cause for a particular failure that may or may not have been our “fault”…
“death”
reveal yourself. don’t be bashful. for so long you tempted me. let me now tempt you. the tables have been turned.
but you’re in luck. i’m not a vindictive man. we’re both lost souls, wandering ‘round this great green earth with nothing to lose. we’re the clean-up crew. i feel your pain. let me ease it.
use “life” and “death” to determine the biological composition of your consciousness. there are 100 trillion cells in the human body. between 50 and 70 billion cells die every day. the amount of cells that one produces to counteract the loss determines rate of aging.
be a hedonist…a pleasure-seeker…recognize that you have a unique equation in your quest of pleasure-optimization…
(be a scientist of your own biological processes)
(listen to your body)
(sleep when tired)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥