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-as of [5 MAY 2024]–
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*$39.99 @ local bodega*
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*no wikipedia entries*
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*reaches full charge in ~ 90 minutes*
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*CHARGING CASE*
(provides ~20 additional ‘portable hours’ when fully charged)
(there is a ‘USB-C port’ to ‘charge’ the ‘charger’)
(either ‘battery’ / ‘electrical outlet’)
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*BLUETOOTH V5.0*
(as of ’10 january 2022′, we are at ‘v5.3’)
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*10 METER RANGE*
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*PLAY/TALK TIME* –>
*6 HOURS*
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*STANDBY TIME* –>
*40 HOURS*
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*headphones battery capacity* –>
*40 mAh*
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*’charging case’ battery capacity* –>
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*’frequency response range* –>
*’20 hertz’ – ‘20,000 hertz’*
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*CONTROLS* –>
*play/pause* –>
(short-tap on either ear)
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*volume up* –>
(3 taps on right ear)
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*volume down* –>
(3 taps on left ear)
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*skip to next track* –>
(2 taps on either ear)
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*turn on ‘voice controls’* –>
(hold down either ear for 2 seconds)
(hear a ‘di!’)
(release button to turn ‘siri’ on/off)
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*to ignore call* –>
(hold down right ear for 2 seconds)
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*to answer call* –>
(short press right ear)
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*to hang up* –>
(short press right ear)
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*to reset to ‘default settings’* –>
(hold any ear for 4 seconds)
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*to force quit* –>
(hold any ear for 4 seconds)
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(when case is blinking red, the airpods are charging)
(when the red light stays on, the airpods are charged)
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(dropped off by a ‘hasidic jew’)
“true wireless pro airpods”
(to go along with allathe ‘fake pot’ i’m smoking)
(tons of typos)
(i can practically see the chinese guy trying to hawk this to me)
(sold by a hasidic jew to a muslim bodega in a black neighborhood)
(“how un-american”)
(don’t charge for over 90 minutes)
(i assume the light stops blinking when fully charged)
(with USB-A plugged into my main USB hub)
(drawing power away from my macbook)
(6:22AM charge in progress)
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*on your iphone, the ‘headphones’ will be listed as ‘JX3’ in your ‘bluetooth settings’*
*charge the airpods by placing them in the case*
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥