*hairy ass journals*

it wouldn’t be a bad idea to trim my anal hair…

…if only to prevent dingleberries…

(can they be waxed?)

(get a bidet)

(US i/bᵻˈdeɪ/ or UK /ˈbiːdeɪ/)

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*HISTORY*

grew hair on my ass before blumberg
(“nastiest aspect of puberty” according to him)

tremarco commented on my hairy ass in locker room wrestling showers
(he’s a dead man now) 

‘growing hair on ass’ is wrestler terminology for manmaking behavior
(according to coach smith) 

high school ass was big
(for football/wrestling purposes)
(carl riccio wishes he had an ass like mine)

(april 2010)
(“growing nice ass” as i put on weight, according to cheryl)
(she was always concerned that i was underweight)

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(as in “refusing to eat”)

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*after a childhood being ashamed of my “skinniness”, now it’s a source of pride*

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*👨‍🔬🕵️‍♀️🙇‍♀️*SKETCHES*🙇‍♂️👩‍🔬🕵️‍♂️*

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👈👈👈☜*“HAIRY ASSES”* ☞ 👉👉👉

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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥