-as of [16 MARCH 2024]–
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(‘football’ as ‘war’)
offense
(the ‘invaders’)
the ‘snap’ from center to quarterback as declaration of war
defense
(the ‘defenders’)
“special teams”
(the “surrender”)
“serve your country!”
(paul malchow frantically retreating to the ‘quakers’ for cover)
(‘kennedy’ touch football games)
(growing increasingly drunkenly ultraviolent)
(until someone ends up at the bottom of ‘chattapeekwa bay’!)
(mocking fat teddy)
(aka “opera buffa”)
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*”the saga of ‘princess ASMR’*
(from the unbelievable sex appeal of her first video)
(to begging youtube viewers for donations)
(and whining about being fucked and dumped by a series of dudes)
(with a spanish accent)
(from spain?)
(there are 50 ‘states’, which are bound together in a ‘union’ with each other)
(“akin to polygamous marriage?)
(‘akin to bigamy’s more like it!’)
(mutters old women under breath)
(“why in my day…”)
(me: “why you don’t say!”)
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(as i cover her mouth with a giant cartoon hand before she gets a chance to finish her line…)
“just like ‘deputado’…”
“like father…like son…”
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥