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*1971 “dick cavett show”*
(‘gore vidal’ /’ janet flanner’ / ‘norman mailer’)
(bergblum as vidal)
(joga as mailer)
(larnick as cavett)
(malchow as the old bag ‘janet fenner’)
(joga played by mary-louise parker)
(bergblum played by jeff goldblum)
(larnick played by the decaying corpse of philip seymour hoffman)
(malchow played by kathy griffin in a “fat suit”)
(bergblum as artie garfunkel)
(sneaking up to joe dimaggio in a ‘swank’ new york italian restaurant)
(cooes in his ear: ‘where have you gone joe dimaggio?’)
(as joga as paul simon literally pops out of his seat via the force of his giggles)
(and swiftly captures a perfect photograph of the moment in midair)
(before joltin’ joe punches out them both)
(‘i heard you were hung like a horse’)
(‘who told you that?’)
(‘pete rose’…via ‘howard stern’…)
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥