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-as of [25 FEBRUARY 2026]-

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-THE [HUMAN] CONDITION-

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-ANNUAL PHYSICAL-

-BIRTH CERTIFICATE-

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-HEIGHT-

-WEIGHT-

“BODY MASS INDEX”

-[BODY FAT] PERCENTAGE-

-TESTOSTERONE-

-SEMEN [CRYO-]PRESERVATION-

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-VITAFIT SCALE-

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-SKIN COLOR

-EYE COLOR-

-HAIR COLOR-

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-HEIGHT-

-WEIGHT-

-HAIR-

-NAILS-

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-FOOT LENGTH-

-FOOT WIDTH-

-INSTEP CIRCUMFERENCE-

-TOE LENGTH-

-TOE CIRCUMFERENCE-

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-INSEAM LENGTH-

-LEG LENGTH-

-CALF LENGTH-

-THIGH LENGTH-

-PENIS LENGTH/GIRTH-

-WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE-
(ABOVE HIP)

-HIP CIRCUMFERENCE-

-CENTER BACK LENGTH-

-CLOAK LENGTH-

-CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE-

-SHOULDER LENGTH-

-SLEEVE LENGTH-

-[UPPER ARM] LENGTH/GIRTH-

-[FOREARM] LENGTH/GIRTH-

-HAND LENGTH/WIDTH-

-FINGER LENGTH-

-FINGER CIRCUMFERENCE-

-NECK LENGTH/CIRCUMFERENCE-

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-HEAD LENGTH/CIRCUMFERENCE-

-BODY FAT PERCENTAGE-

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-as of [25 FEBRUARY 2026]-

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