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*ANNUAL PHYSICAL*

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*BIRTH CERTIFICATE*

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*SKIN COLOR*

*EYE COLOR*

*HAIR COLOR*

*HEIGHT*

*WEIGHT*

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*”white”*

*aka ‘caucasian’*

(not quite “ALBINO WHITE”)

(i’m not  (quite) a ‘ghost’ just yet)

(my holy host…)

(“thank god (aka ‘the good lord’!”)

(“…as opposed to that old ‘prince of darkness’)

(‘death’ is ‘black’)

(as in “absence of light”)

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(changes with…)

“exposure to sunlight”

(‘darkens’)

(and increases risk of “skin cancer”)

(and can cause exposed areas of the body to shed their outer layer of skin)

“avoiding sunlight’

(‘lightens’)

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(“brown eyes”)

(ol’ ‘blue eyes’ can go to hell..?)

(all’s ‘just as well’)

(what’s the actual ‘spectrum’ in determining ‘eye color’?)

(changing with age?)

(or can only be certain ‘color blends’ based on ‘chemical composition’?)

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(“brown hair”)

(at least until it turns “grey”)

(what color is between ‘black and ‘grey’?)

(or ‘grey’ and ‘white’?)

(hair ‘lightens’ with ‘age’)

(“…and don’t forget bottled p / pent up good ole fashioned rays / race)

(“anyone’s guess…?”)

(if by ‘white’ you mean ‘affecting the trichomes (?) in ‘equal levels’)

(‘lighter’ and ‘smaller/lesser’ (in __?))

(when considering each ‘hair strand’ part of ‘single collective’)

(as measured by ‘volume’?)

(‘mass’?)

(“surface area’?)

(so does light ”decreasing ‘mass’ in the ‘universe’?)

(‘painting the (insert town of your choice’) ‘white’ or (‘black’?))

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*HEIGHT*

((not quite) “6 feet tall”)

(so i ’round up’ so to speak)

(160 pounds?)

(age 33)

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(“TALLEST MAN OF ALL-TIME!”)

(“ROBERT WADLOW”)

(1918 – 1940)

(from “alton illinois’)

(2.72 METERS)

(not quite ‘9 feet’ tall)

(just like the beatles weren’t ‘quite’ 6 feet tall)

(at least john paul george)

(i’d bet on george being tallest depending on the day)

(and ringo as the ‘short man’)

(at 5′ 8″ ?)

(‘ for ‘foot’)

(” for ‘inches’)

(add a ‘ so you go down (south) in ‘unit size’)

(‘length’ in this case)

(‘2-dimensional’)

(he died at ‘age 22’)

(right before the ‘2nd world war’)

(at least of the ’20th century’)

(we average “2 world wars a century’)

(what was the next closest war?)

(“not quite” a “world war”)

(‘hyperplasia’)

(‘pituitary gland’)

(high level of ‘human growth hormone’)

(meaning he just kept growing!)

(which meant he had to keep on eating!)

(8′ 4″ in 1936)

(age 18)

(then he became a ‘circus freak’ with the ‘ringling brothers circus’)

(‘deadliest events’)

(for human life)

(for all life)

(natural disasters)

(human warfare)

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*died of “auto-immune disorder’*

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