“in lieu of ‘john holmes’…”
(“from ‘john holmes’ to ‘ron jeremy’…”)
(“from ‘mozart’ to ‘mahler’…”)
(“from ‘elvis presley to ‘neil diamond’…”)
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(oh i get it now!)
(get a whiff of this…)
(and so it goes…)
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(‘male whoredom’ leads to “nuthin’ but ‘trouble'”…)
(if you ask me)
βbut i didnβt ask you? now, do i?β
ditto
(just ask ‘john holmes’…)
(although it seems to have worked out well for ‘ron jeremy’ and ‘gene simmons’)
(“…must be the ‘jewish thing'”)
ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE:
“excuse me? what ‘jewish thing’ may you be referring to?”
JOGABOT:
“oh nothing…just a harmless joke you see…for myself and my (‘imaginary’ / ‘non-existent’) audience…”
ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE:
“oh…OK… that’s fine…just don’t expect any ‘record deals’ to come your way anytime soon…”
JOGABOT:
‘”of course not! no no…i’m going for the ‘grassroots approach’ anyway…you know, that whole ‘from ‘basement’ to ‘college campus tour’ and back to ‘basement” shindig…until I ‘burn out’ on ‘drugs’ or finally ‘kill myself…whatever (/ ‘whichever’?) comes first…”
ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE:
(‘in progressively conciliatory tone’)
‘hmmm…oh…OK…very well then…carry on…as you were…”
“take care of yourself then ‘joga’…and if you’re ever in the mood for a ‘homecooked meal’, just ring me…you know my door’s always open…”
*JOGABOT* β>
“I’ll hold you to it!” π
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*πβ¨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* β¨π·*
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π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯*we won the war* π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯