-JOHN HOLMES-[OUR CONCLUSIONS]

“in lieu of ‘john holmes’…”

(“from ‘john holmes’ to ‘ron jeremy’…”)
(“from ‘mozart’ to ‘mahler’…”)
(“from ‘elvis presley to ‘neil diamond’…”)

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(oh i get it now!)
(get a whiff of this…)

(and so it goes…)

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(‘male whoredom’ leads to “nuthin’ but ‘trouble'”…)
(if you ask me)

β€œbut i didn’t ask you? now, do i?”
ditto

(just ask ‘john holmes’…)

(although it seems to have worked out well for ‘ron jeremy’ and ‘gene simmons’)

(“…must be the ‘jewish thing'”)

ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE:

“excuse me?  what ‘jewish thing’ may you be referring to?”

JOGABOT:

“oh nothing…just a harmless joke you see…for myself and my (‘imaginary’ / ‘non-existent’) audience…”

ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE:

“oh…OK… that’s fine…just don’t expect any ‘record deals’ to come your way anytime soon…”

JOGABOT:

‘”of course not!  no no…i’m going for the ‘grassroots approach’ anyway…you know, that whole ‘from ‘basement’ to ‘college campus tour’ and back to ‘basement” shindig…until I ‘burn out’ on ‘drugs’ or finally ‘kill myself…whatever (/ ‘whichever’?) comes first…”

ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE:
(‘in progressively conciliatory tone’)

‘hmmm…oh…OK…very well then…carry on…as you were…”

“take care of yourself then ‘joga’…and if you’re ever in the mood for a ‘homecooked meal’, just ring me…you know my door’s always open…”

*JOGABOT* β€”>

“I’ll hold you to it!” πŸ™‚

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*πŸ‘¨β€πŸ”¬πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ™‡β€β™€οΈ*SKETCHES*πŸ™‡β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ*

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πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆβ˜œ*β€œJOHN HOLMES”* ☞ πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

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πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’“πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€β€οΈπŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ§‘β£οΈπŸ’žπŸ’”πŸ’˜β£οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’˜

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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯*we won the war* πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯