-as of [30 SEPTEMBER 2026]-
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-NO MORE [POPCORN]-
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“more popcorn please!”
“microwave popcorn”
(‘healthier alternative’)
(‘orville reddenbacher’)
(i lost my taste for ‘popcorn’ after getting too many ‘popcorn fragments’ stuck between my teeth)
(often for days)
need some ‘fine-combed’ toothbrush)
(or ‘heavy-duty floss’)
(“i don’t floss”)
(‘movie popcorn’)
(we were told as children that ‘movie popcorn’ was ‘terrible’ for your ‘health’)
(too much ‘butter’?)
(meaning ‘too much fat’?)
(meaning ‘clogged arteries’)
(meaning ‘overtaxed heart’)
(meaning ‘heart attack’)
(‘meaning ‘death’)
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-as of [3 OCTOBER 2026]-
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥