“CLIFF RICHARD”[OUR CONCLUSIONS]

“something about him just pisses me off…”

(i only know about him after years of reading about ‘the beatles’)

(and i’ve still never even bothered to listen to him)
(not even a ‘youtube search’)

(“yep…definitely STILL gay!”)
(mutters ‘norm mcdonald’ on ‘weekend upate’)
(“what???  look!  he’s gay!”)

MY CONCLUSIONS:

“yep…he’s DEFINITELY gay!”
“…why he’s a (fine old) ‘flamer’ indeed!”

“ye, a hetero by rade…”
“a homo by nature…i’m afraid…”
(doctor blumberg: “‘fraid so!”)
“hey, ya never know!”

“gay as ever…”

“flaming flamethrowers” –>

“cliff richard”

“freddy mercury”

“david lee roth”

“paul stanley”

“rob halford”

“elton john”

“michael jackson”

“sam smith”

“danny kaye”

“the scissors sisters”

“the village people”

“freddy ocean”

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*👨‍🔬🕵️‍♀️🙇‍♀️*SKETCHES*🙇‍♂️👩‍🔬🕵️‍♂️*

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👈👈👈☜*-CLIFF RICHARD-* ☞ 👉👉👉

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥