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“MEDICINE”
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as of [20 OCTOBER 2026]-
-i also never bought into ‘advil’-
(despite my mother’s repeated suggestions)
(because it didn’t get you high)
*JULY 2005*
i took advil in july 2005 after overworking my bicep muscles in the gym
(after months without working out)
i took it for a week to no avail…
(i panicked when i read in “men’s health” that someone overworked their muscles and ibuprofen
(as well as prescription muscle relaxants) provided no relief)
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*MAY 2014*
took advil after breaking my ribs and right leg…
the manufacturers recommend 1-2 caplets every 4-6 hours…
do not exceed 6 caplets in 24 hours…
i’d take 3 caplets at a time…
i didn’t feel much relief…
*october 2022*
(i cracked some ribs while robo-tripping in my brooklyn apartment)
‘age 38’
(‘langston barboza’ left some ‘500mg tablets’ in the ‘bathroom cabinet’)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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👈👈👈 ☜ *-IBUPROFEN- (OVERVIEW)*
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